65 YEARS OF WISDOM
VICTOR says...
1. A thousand per cent certain, a hundred per cent sure.
2. If you want to pick apples you go to the orchard.
3. What massa wants, massa gets.
4. Reality is one big dream.
5. Don’t waste your bullets when the target is out of reach.
6. Perfection is a rose with thorns
7. If you stir the mud, you have to wait for it to settle.
8. In patientia est pax ( With patience comes peace ).
9. If one cracks the egg too soon, the chicken dies.
10. Boredom be blessed.
11. Perception is reality.
12. The masses are the asses.
13. Coercion is the purest form of communication.
14. Life’s three crosses - the opposite sex, children and cars.
15. Life is death delayed.
16. Better constipation than starvation.
17. The meek shall inherit the toilets.
18. Behind each smile lies a set of sharp teeth.
19. The present is yesterday’s future and tomorrow’s past - all one
and the same event separated by time.
20. Yesterday is the path of tomorrow.
21. Only fools fear not.
22. The largest wave cannot sink the smallest cork.
23. A cut flower is beauty in its death throes.
24. The cheaper you buy it, the dearer you pay.
25. Live rich, die poor.
26. The offset of winter is the advent of spring.
27. Remember your mistakes, forget your triumphs.
28. Big ego, small mind.
29. Love is in spite of and not because of.
30. He who digs a deep & straight trench, makes a good surgeon.
31. Sow the seed, reap the harvest.
32. If it’s not going to happen, it’s not the future.
33. Law is the least precise form of communications.
34. Think about today, plan about tomorrow.
35. If God is rational, religion & divine authority are not.
36. Religion is a matter of heart and not of soul.
37. The blind lead where the wise follow.
38. The communion of faith and reason is the bedrock of religion.
39. Better approximately right than precisely wrong.
40. Marriage requires two to make it, but one to break it.
41. Nothing is more certain than change.
42. Individualism is the curse of society.
43. Feminism is a biological aberration.
44. Feminism - a tiger without erogenous zones.
45. In the span of eternity life is a flicker.
46. The more one knows, the less one is sure of.
47. I walk on water only when it rains.
48. Logic is to politics what God is to the devil.
49. The computer has all the answers, but man has all the questions.
50. The tide runs in both directions.
51. Never take it to a jury on a point of law.
52. No devil, no Vatican.
53. The universe is to God, as the scriptures are to the totem pole.
54. There is no saturation point, just a shifting of priorities.
55. Death nourishes life.
56. With the cherry comes the pit.
57. We are all history.
58. It is never too late to do it right.
59. On the moral divide each person should be an island.
60. One wrong equals a hundred rights.
61. Death is life’s continuum.
62. My ashes & earth together bring; let a flower spring.
63. A 70% saving is a 30% cost.
64. Each is the center of one’s universe from which all else radiates.
65. The prisons are full of religious people.
66. The grave is the link to the cradle.
67. The more the gray, the less the black and white.
68. Love is caring, sex is gratification.
69. Living is for now, death is forever.
70. One has to be alive and healthy in order to get sick.
71. Life is the very essence of being.
72. A living God not a loving God.
73. To deny a spiritual God is not to deny everything.
74. The sanctity of family is the bond of life.
75. Spiritual atheism is the exercise of the human spirit without
the dynamics of the soul.
76. Plan your work, work your plan.
77. If God wanted you naked, you would have been born that way.
78. Fashion notwithstanding, we’re still the naked ape.
79. Somewhere between the radical right and the lunatic left, is a
sane middle.
80. Atheism is the purest form of logic.
81. For some to succeed many must fail.
82. The essence of capitalism is equal opportunity with unequal results.
83. Fuck the rich … screw the poor.
84. Let the spirit of life conquer the fear of death.
85. The mark of a gentleman - always on the ready, but civilized.
86. Sex is for the taking, love is for the giving.
87. Between the pure and the practical lies the problem.
88. For the living God turn to spring.
89. Why does God ask all the questions when he has all the answers?
90. American mores is the aggregate of Protestant hypocrisy,
Catholic cynicism, & Jewish orthodoxy.
91. Life is so finite, no problem is too large.
92. Stick a dick in the heart & out comes prose.
93. As to who I am, there is no compromise.
94. Promiscuity is the pollen of life.
95. Scripture records nothing but recollects everything.
96. The only way to make money is not to work for it.
97. Never is how I feel now & not what I will do later
98. Memories of the past are the blossoming of the present.
99. If women were not such sex maniacs there wouldn’t be so many
children.
100. Pay the piper, play the flute.
101. One should not look at the past with the jaundiced eye of the
present.
102. If I were a car I’d be a lemon.
103. Reality is rhetoric revisited.
104. Women think between the eyes, men think between the legs.
105. The difference between a horse and a champion is breeding.
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